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• If I didn't have writing, I'd be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces.
  -- Paul Fussell...
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• The world is a video game where you don't have another quarter.
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
• Q: How many marketing people does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: I'll have to get back to you on that....
• I like to believe that people in the long run are going to do more to promote peace than our governments.
  Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it....