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• The following recommendation was made by the president and administrative staff of Grove College, a private institution, to the college's governing committee.
  "We recommend that Grove College preserve its century-old tradition of all-female education rather than admit men into its programs....
• Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
  -- Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College...
• Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty.
• A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
  -- John Ciardi...
• College Students Do It With Class.