- The older a man gets
the farther he had to walk to school as a boy... - Hartley's First Law:
You can lead a horse to water
but if you can get him to float on his back... - Cole's Law
Thinly sliced cabbage... - A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight
and too fat to run... - Show respect for age
Drink good Scotch for a change... - Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die
your soul goes up the on roof and gets stuck... - The probability of someone watching you is proportional
to the stupidity of your action... - Bacchus
A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse... - Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us
Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.... - Harry Bender:
"Imagine the appeals,
Dissents and remandments
If lawyers had written The Ten Commandments...
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