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• If you lie to the compiler, it will get its revenge. -- Henry Spence
• Quote #380 Never check for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
  -- (Henry Spencer?)...
• Quote #467 Well, both speed and reproducibility are important in a compiler, just like sexuality and reliability are both important in a spouse.
  The speed of a compiler and the sexuality in a spouse get you interested, but the reproducibility and reliability are what convince you to keep them....
• Quote #313 Specification documents for the 747: 1 | Henry Spencer Ditto for Air Force One (a 747)
  14000 | henry@zoo.toronto.edu...
• Quote #521 Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
  -- Henry Spence...
• Quote #205 "The worst thing you can say to a true revolutionary is that his revolution is unnecessary, that the problems can be corrected without radical change.
  Telling people that paradise can be attained without revolution is treason of the vilest kind....
• Proof that Bill Gates is the devil. The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
  Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means the order of third (3rd....
• With features like these, who needs bugs? -- Henry Spence
• MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way. -- Henry Spence