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• There's more than one way through a wall.
• There's more than one way to skin a ca
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• Nair and gasoline. -- There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way #34
• Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. -- motto of the Christopher Society
• Quote #556 "Alas," Vanessa sighed, "What can one do when one's relationship begins to stale in much the same way as a day-old cinnamon roll which was wrapped in wax paper rather than having been sealed in plastic
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