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• We may give advice, but we cannot inspire the conduct. (Maxim 378)
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  -- Lord Dunsany, The Laughter of the God...
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• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• In every language, the first word after "Mama!" that every kid learns to say is "Mine!
  A system that doesn't allow ownership, that doesn't allow you to say "Mine!...
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