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• ALT ALT to you too!
• Quote #628 There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers.
  -- Steven Levy...
• VAXen /vak'sn/ n. [from `oxen', perhaps influenced by `vixen'] (alt.
  `vaxen') The plural canonically used among hackers for the DEC VAX computers....
• When in doubt, press [CTRL][ALT][DEL].
• Quote #42 No one who has been a programmer can escape the conclusion that computers highlight our inability to communicate.
  -- Mike Walsh (Infosystems, Nov 87 P. 43 ["Where the Rubber Meets the Road"])...
• BSOD Simulator Users of Red Hat 6.0 are discovering a new feature that hasn't been widely advertised
  a Blue Screen of Death simulator. By default, the bsodsim program activates when the user hits the virtually unused SysRq key (this is customizable) causing the system to switch to a character cell console to display a ficticious Blue Screen....
• If I had to sum up in one word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness.
  You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act....
• ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
  ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....