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• Let me say this: bein' a idiot is no box of chocolates. -- Forrest Gump
• Forrest Gump Momma always said, stupid is as stupid does. --Tom Hank
• Forrest Gump Life is like a box of chocolates. --Tom Hank
• Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last month's mayor election.
  All 48000 voters and who each one of them voted for....
• Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get.
  -- Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump...
• This is from WGIR this morning - an unidentified caller mentioned he had taken his own "unofficial" poll this morning by counting those election signs people set up in their yards at primary time.
  He figures the winner will be "For Sale"....
• I voted Republican once, but thank God it was just a nightmare.
• The wretched souls of those who lived Without or praise or blame.
  -- Dante (1265-1321) -- Hell, Canto iii, Line 34...
• TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination.