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• The only fool bigger that the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.
• I am successful because I am the only person in my city who is not heavily addicted to powerful narcotics.
  -- Cerebu...
• About the only person I know who was able to get through a weeks work and have it done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
• An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight.
  . . The truly wise person is colorblind. -- Albert Schweitze...
• The person who considers five or six possible solutions to a problem is more apt to find the right answer than the person who only considers one or two.
• A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't? -- Don Marqui
• I can tolerate a little abstinence if the other person does it in moderation.
  Usually, it is a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself or herself the pleasure that is the abstainer....
• Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways. -- J. McCabe