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• people are the same everywhere. air conditioning and pizza are better in the suburbs.
  --f. hazel...
• i do love teenagers. teenagers are humans in the process of being cast down from heaven.
  --f hazel...
• As God as my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! -- Bart, "Bart Gets an F
• What starts with F and ends with UCK? FIRETRUCK!
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• At The Bottom Of The Can: Hazel Nutt.
• Step on it before it gets the children!
• Wisdom begins where the fear of God ends.
• If it's God's will, who gets the money?