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• National Lampoon's Animal House Toga, Toga!. --John Belushi
• What? Over? Did you say 'over?' Nothing is over until we say it is!
  Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! -- John Belushi, from Animal House...
• That's not funny, that's sick! -- National Lampoo
• National Lampoon Staff Anthropologist at large
• Will fight Evil for food.
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. -- National Lampoon, _Deteriorata_
• I asked you not to have a spaz attack in tx.general, BUT NOOOOO!!!! -- Karl, via John Belushi
• As the trials of life continue to take their toll, remember that there is always a future in Computer Maintenance.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• Avoid Quiet and Placid persons unless you are in Need of Sleep. -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada