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• T-shirt: Life is *not* a Cabaret, and stop calling me chum!
• Benjamin, will you *please* stop calling me 'Old Man?'
• Stop calling me immature or I'll tell on you. -- Grammar rules for the unenlightened
• Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith.
  And, I'm a locksmith. -- Leslie Nielsen as Lieutenant Frank Drebin,Police Squad...
• I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
• Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams.
• I'll do it tomorrow, quit calling me a procrastinator!
• My other computer keeps calling me Dave.
• HEY! Stop reading me!!!