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• What we have here is a failure to communicate. -- Strother Marti
• What we've got here is failure to communicate... Some men you just can't reach.
  So you get what we got here last week.. Which is the the way he wants....
• What we have here, is a NEED to communicate!
• What we have here... Is a failure to accumulate.... -- Ernest P.W.
• Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the yea
  extiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Milhouse...
• Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
  [pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
• Any girl that looks that innocent just got to be called Lucille!
  -- George Kennedy in Cool Hand Luke, as recalled by Paul Piana -- after last call on 25 cent beer night in The Operating Room....
• LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.
  BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft....
• Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
  On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....