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• If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw ...
• To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing. -- George Bernard Shaw
• He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
  --George Bernard Shaw...
• The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• The thought of 2000 thousand people munching celery at the same time horrifies me.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Fashions are induced epidemics. -- George Bernard Shaw