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• Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. -- Leo Roste
• The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
• Satire is focused bitterness. Leo Roste
• Such a long long time to be gone.
• As long as the United States Government exists, there is no real accomplishment being a humorist.
• It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.
• I coulda gone a long time without hearing this.
• The late rebellion in Massachusetts has given more alarm than I think it should have done.
  Calculate that one rebellion in 13 states in the course of 11 years, is but one for each state in a century and a half....