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• Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy.
  ... I well know that mirror of friendship, shadow of a shade....
• It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
  -- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)...
• Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors.
• One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. -- Hasidic saying
• Who seeks a friend without faults dies alone. Turkish Proverb
• A pederastic necrophiliac is a gentleman who is true to the very end of the end of a friend.
• The men who succeed are the efficient few. They are the few who have the ambition and will power to develop themselves.
  -- Herbert N. Casso...
• I got a friend who is not very kind to pets. He has a pet--he rubs its face in it, hits it with a belt--and that could kill a parakeet!
  -- Andy Andrew...
• Men's skin is different from women's skin. It is usually bigger, and it has more snakes tattooed on it.
  Also, if you examine a woman's skin very closely, inch by inch, starting at her shapely ankles, then gently tracing the slender curve of her calves, then moving up to her ....