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• Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws.
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• Hell is a city much like London--A populous and smoky city. -- PERCY BYSSHE SHELLY, 1819
• Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but a newspaper can always print a retraction.
  -- Adlai E. Stevenso...
• I don't believe The American people want a gelding in the White House.
  -- Grover Cleveland, then Presidential candidate when the news came out -- before the election of 1884 -- that he was supporting a 10-year-old illegitimate son....
• All the news that fits, we print. -- Alfred E. Newma
• Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
  -- Elbert Hubbard...
• It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
  -- Jerry Seinfeld...
• Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.
  -- Edward Abbey...