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• A lawyer and a pope died on the same day, and both went to heaven.
  When the pope noticed that the lawyer had a larger mansion, he questioned Saint Peter about the allocation of rewards....
• To God the Father, God the Son, And God the Spirit, Three in One, Be honour, praise, and glory given By all on earth, and all in heaven.
  -- Isaac Watts (1674-1748) -- Doxology...
• Popes do it in the woods.
• And no philosophy, sadly, has all the answers. No matter how assured we may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful inconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions.
  This is true in religion as it is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive....
• Know from the bounteous heaven all riches flow
• Heaven hears and pities hapless men like me, For sacred ev'n to gods is misery.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book v, Line 572...
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizo
  or Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prophet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get Christians to agree among themselves about their relationship to God....
• We may not be able to persuade Hindus that Jesus and not Vishnu should govern their spiritual horizo
  or Moslems that Lord Buddha is at the center of their spiritual universe, nor Hebrews that Mohammed is a major prohpet, nor Christians that Shinto best expresses their spiritual concerns, to say nothing of the fact that we may not be able to get Christians to agree among themselves about their relationship to God....