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• The ERA] encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
  -- Pat Robertson, Man of God and serious Republican presidential aspirant....
• It is more true to say that our opinions depend upon our lives and habits, than to say that our lives and habits depend on our opinions.
  -- Frederick William Robertso...
• Whether your faith is that there is a God or that there is not a God, if you don't have any doubts you are either kidding yourself or asleep.
  -- Frederick Buechne...
• Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind.
• There are two schools of thought on Nostradamus: either (1) he had supernatural powers which enabled him to prophesy the future with uncanny accuracy
  or (2) he did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks. -- Cecil Adams, _The Straight Dope_...
• In this world a man must be either anvil or hammer. -- Longfellow
• No, AIDS is a virus. Pat Robertson is a punishment from God.
• Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal.
• PIETY, n. Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man.
  The pig is taught by sermons and epistles To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles....