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• How could Brigham Young be against sex?
• Be as perfect as you can, for that is all you can do. -- Brigham Young
• Unlearned men of books assume the care, As eunuchs are the guardians of the fair.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire ii, Line 83...
• A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unrolled.
  We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation's young men are so, its funeral bell has already rung....
• Our country is still young and its potential is still enormous.
  We should remember, as we look toward the future, that the more fully we believe in and achieve freedom and equal opportunity -- not simply for ourselves but for others -- the greater our accomplishments as a nation will be....
• The love of praise, howe'er conceal'd by art, Reigns more or less, and glows in ev'ry heart.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire i, Line 51...
• Titles are marks of honest men, and wise; The fool or knave that wears a title lies.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire i, Line 145...
• Where Nature's end of language is declin'd, And men talk only to conceal the mind.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Love of Fame, Satire ii, Line 207...
• And so, men, we can see that human skin is an even more complex and fascinating organ than we thought it was, and if we want to keep it looking good, we have to care for it as though it were our own.
  One approach is to undergo a painful surgical procedure wherein your skin is turned inside-out, so the young cells are on the outside, but then of course you have the unpleasant side effect that your insides gradually fill up with dead old cells and you explode....