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• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
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• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• Be happy while y'er leevin, For y'er a lang time deid. -- Scottish motto for a house
• Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. -- Scottish Proverb
• Have you heard about the man who didn't pay for his exorcism? He got re-possessed!