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• I dinna know ya' c'uld get wool from 'em too!
• GR: Get Real
• Let's get REAL man.
• GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
• Factorial: truth vs. reality (FACT-OR-REAL... get it?)
• Go get a real estate license. -- Frank Zappa
• It's so cold ... Father can't milk the cows by hand because he has to wear his wool mittens.
  This tickles the cows. They get hysterical and nothing comes out but cottage cheese....
• If real life were fiction, you couldn't get it published!
• Why get real when artificial is so much easier to keep clean?