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• There's nothing better than being cool and having a lot of friends.
  .. Except being uncool and having one real friend. -- Doogie Howse...
• Champagne to our real friends...and real pain to our sham friends.
• Make new friends but keep the old ones; one is silver and the other's gold.
• Make new friends but keep the old ones; One is silver and the other's gold.
• If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• Two Russian friends happen to meet in Red Square. One of them says, "By the way, did you hear that Romanov died?
  "No," replied the other, "I didn't even know he'd been arrested!...
• Bart: [Musically.] You don't win friends with salad!
  You don't win friends with salad! You don't win friends with salad!...