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• The economy is weird - my bank failed before the toaster did.
• FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION-DOLLAR DEPOSIT." -- Sign on bank
• web toaster n. A small specialized computer, shipped with no monitor or keyboard or any other external peripheral
  pre-configured to be controlled through an Ethernet port and function as a WWW server....
• Don't leave any fun in the Bank when you die. -- Rule #1
• The bank just called and asked would you like any money?
• video toaster n. Historically, an Amiga running LightWave and fitted out with a particular line of special video-display hardware from NewTek - long a popular platform at special-effects and video production houses.
  More generally, any computer system designed specifically for video production and manipulation....
• Bart: [sly] Hey Dad, sell you these for fifty bucks.
  .. Homer: Woo hoo! Sold. [gives Bart money] [Bart runs off] Marge...
• The expenditure of funds is critical- engineers and scientists should not be permitted to authorize any purchase.
  -- Richard F. Moore...
• I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
  She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything today....