Farrancassidy (n.) A Long And Ultimately Unsuccessful Attempt To Undo Someone's Bra.

Farrancassidy (n.) A Long And Ultimately Unsuccessful Attempt To Undo Someone's Bra.

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Farrancassidy (n.)
A long and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to undo someone's bra.

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ACCEPTANCE TESTING: An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
Farfromflopin (n): German for "bra".
Modem: A peripheral used in the unsuccessful attempt to get two computers to communicate with each other.
INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in art class you make a mistake in a drawing and look frantically for the undo button on the paper.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.
The real trouble with telling a fairly decent story which will make people laugh is that someone in the group of listeners will be reminded of another story which will completely undo what has just been done.