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  Ten-four to talk about how great it is that they've all come together to do this, one to screw it in, one to film it for the news, one to plan a marketing strategy based on it, one to reminisce about mass naked bulb screwings in the '60s, one to watch reruns of '50s TV shows, and one to play classic rock....
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• Law of Reruns: If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
• If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
  -- Law of Reru...
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