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• The Enterprise crew avoids a battle - drink!
• The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.
  -- Maureen Murphy...
• Post proelium, praemium. [After the battle, the reward.]
• A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock.
• The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air due to levitation.
  Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur if the character does not have fire resistance....
• Beer has character and the American people don't.
• A rich man has no need of character. Hebrew Proverb