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  Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children" --Author Unknow...
• Take two crows and caw me in the morning.
• Take two taglines and call me in the morning.
• 4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need ANY aspirin.
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later....
• You could augment an earwig to the point where it understood nuclear physics, but it would still be a very stupid thing to do!
  -- The Doctor - The Two Docto...
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• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  -- John Barrymore...