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• SIMULA programmers do it with CLASS.
• C Programmers do it with models!
• C programmers do it in a structured manner.
• C++ PROGRAMMERS do it with their friends, in private
• C Programmers do it with the LARGE model!
• PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
• C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
• How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message....
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