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• Moonlighter: A man who holds day and night jobs so he can drive from one to the other in a better car.
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• See, Marge, who needs a car-wash when you can just drive around in the rain?
  -- Homer, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• The person who knows how will always have a job, but the person who knows why will be the boss.
  -- Carl Wood...
• ALGOL 68 -- An Austin Martin. An impressive car, but not just anyone can drive it.
• A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant.
  -- Wilson Mizne...
• CRITIC: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
• loser n. An unexpectedly bad situation, program, programmer, or person.
  Someone who habitually loses. (Even winners can lose occasionally....
• A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
  -- Caskie Stinne...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...