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• Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
• The Welsh are the only husbands to put their wives on their national flag.
• Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles. -- Kathleen Norri
• How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• It is broke. It will not work. It does not go.
• A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands.
  But a mother's love endures through all. -- Washington Irving...
• Husbands and wives who complain that they didn't get what they deserved, should be congratulating themselves!
• The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
  -- Dorothy Dix...
• And the top story for today: wives live longer than husbands because they are not married to women.
  Colin Mochrie in "Whose Line is it Anyway?...