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• Tolkien Ring is the LAN most preferred in Middle Earth.
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• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....
• Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it. -- Eric Nicol
• There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.
  When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular....
• Before I visited this planet, we aliens knew very little about earth.
  .. the only information we had came from television signals, and due to interstellar distances, we only received channel 3 at 4...
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....