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• Twice the strength of those other leading national brands.
• If the product being advertised is so great, why is it always compared to the leading brand?
• Is it better to have a leg longer than the other or shorter?
• National Needs Department: What this nation dearly needs is a tax system which looks like it was designed for some purpose other than robbery.
• All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish
  Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit....
• Other employees would do no better than Congressmen if the boss showed an interest in them only once in two years.
• If people drank ink instead of Schlitz, they'd be better off.
  -- Edward E. Hippensteel [What brand of ink? Ed.]...
• Better dead than Redmond.
• Better gay than grumpy!