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• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
• Only thing bad blood do is mess up a good man's mind. -- Elton Joh
• Happiness is a paycheck every week.
• Behind every large program is a programmer struggling to get the small program out.
  Behind every such programmer is a manager asking how much longer before the programmer gets the small program out....
• Behind every big man ..... is a big behind
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
• Behind every argument is someone's ignorance.