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• Where?
• At a cocktail party the other night I looked across a crowded room and was half taken by a stranger, in half profile, a handsome, terribly young-looking man with a halo of backlighted curls.
  And then he turned and I realized that it was the stranger I am married to, the beneficiary on my insurance policy, the sport jacket, the love of my life....
• Hard where? soft where?
• Hard where? Soft where?
• Where are we?
• Where's the beef?
• Where's the party?!
• Where there's a will, there are relatives!
• Where there's a will, there's a probate