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• Been through hell? What did you bring back for me?
• What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
• Do what you want with the girl, but leave me alone!! -- George Carli
• First you didn't want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back!
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• Bart: I've changed my ways. _Please_ give me another chance, ma'am.
  Teacher: All right, Bart. The Bible _does_ teach forgiveness....
• Everyone who comes in here wants three things: 1.
  They want it quick. 2. They want it good. 3....
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