Those With The Weapons Make The Rules.
Those with the weapons make the rules.
Them that has the taglines make the rules.
People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
If you don't make the rules, you don't have to keep them.
If you do make the rules, you won't anyway....
Avoid those abysmally horrible, outrageously repellent exaggerations.
-- Grammar rules for the unenlightened...
The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man!
Let's see; don't tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do....
I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules.
The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules. -- Elting E. Moriso
Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man.
Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle....