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• There are four great cyphers in the world; he that is lame among dancers, dumb among lawyers, dull among scholars, and rude amongst courtiers.
  -- Bishop Earle...
• Canapes--a sandwich cut into twenty-four pieces. -- Billy Rose
• If a jury in a criminal trial stays out for more than twenty-four hours, it is certain to vote acquittal, save in those instances where it votes guilty.
  -- Joseph C. Goulde...
• If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
• A == B; !; ("A equals B. Not!") -- Wayne's World C Programming Style Guide
• You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four hours of unmanufactured tissue of the universe of your life!
  It is yours. It is the most precious of possessions....