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• Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
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• Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done." -- Ernie Kovac
• Television is a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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• Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas, Pere
• Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. -- Christopher Lasch
• Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Duma