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• There are no data that cannot be plotted on a straight line if the axis are chosen correctly.
• John von Neumann was in the audience at a physics talk.
  The speaker had put up a slide showing some widely scattered points....
• 1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
  2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points....
• Velilind's Laws of Experimentation: (1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.
  (2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points....
• Nothing can be said so correctly that it cannot be twisted. -- Spinoza
• You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. -- Aristophane