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• XI: If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done.
  If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off....
• By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.
  -- Augustine's Law Number LI -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• A billion saved is a billion earned. -- Augustine's Law Number XLVI -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• It costs a lot to build bad products. -- Augustine's Law Number XII -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• The optimum committee has no members. -- Augustine's Law Number XXXI -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.
  -- Augustine's Law Number XXVIII -- Norman R. Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. -- Augustine's Law Number XLIX -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• There are no lazy veteran lion hunters. -- Augustine's Law Number III -- Norman R.
  Augustine, President and CEO, Martin Marietta...
• Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years.
  Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade....