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• THIS definitely takes, eats and shits the cake.
• Why have cake if you can't eat it too..?
• Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons!
• Nobody ever eats at that restaurant anymore. It's always too crowded. -- Yogi Berra
• Instant Gratification takes too long...
• Instant gratification takes too long.
• Marge: Homer! You didn't do a very good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake.
  Homer: [walking in] What? [reads lettering] It's not Magaggie's birthday?...
• You can have your cake and eat it too, if you only eat half.
• You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too. -- Ayn Rand