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• Aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. Afterism, n.
  A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. -- James Alexander Thom...
• aphorism, n.: A concise, clever statement. afterism, n.
  A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late. -- James Alexander Thom...
• BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
• APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism.
• Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Command, n.: Statement presented by a human and accepted by a computer in such a manner as to make the huma feel as if he is in control.