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• I remember now / I remember how it started.
• Marge: Oh, they're here. How does everything look?
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• A Thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know? -- Bruce Willi
• The length of the war depends on how long it might be.
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  A: Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him....
• I'm also pre-POURED pre-MEDITATED and pre-RAPHAELITE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead