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• Ma Bell is a mean mother!
• Ma Bell runs a baudy house.
• Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business!
• Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell!
• Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
• Ma, Bob is beating up on me again!
• Ma Bell, I have often maintained, is the greatest enemy of communication. -- Charles McCabe
• The smiling Spring comes in rejoicing, And surly Winter grimly flies.
  Now crystal clear are the falling waters, And bonnie blue are the sunny skies....
• I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression.
  A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm....