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• It just won't break, chip, or split.
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• The single greatest power in the world today is the power to change.
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• Single tasking? Just say no!
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• crippleware: n. 1. Software that has some important functionality deliberately removed, so as to entice potential users to pay for a working version.
  2. [Cambridge] {Guiltware} that exhorts you to donate to some charity (compare {careware}, {nagware})....