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• Kids, don't gross me off.. ``Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE'' can be carried too FAR!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Too much is just enough. -- Mark Twain, on whiskey
• Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily. -- George Santayana
• The human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven.
  -- Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) (1835-1910)...
• Too much is just enough. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), [on whiskey]
• Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs. -- Mark Twai
• I can live for two months on a good compliment. Mark Twai
• Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. -- Mark Twai
• Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. -- Mark Twai