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• Pharmacologists do it with affinity.
• PHARMACOLOGISTS do it via the oral route
• Laughter requires no prescription and in addition to this, it is far and away the best medicine.
• Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• You need a prescription for a mind-altering drug that hasn't been invented yet.
• You never have the right number of pills left on the last day of a prescription.
• Seems like this duck waddles into a pharmacy, waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell.
  The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?...
• I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
  -- Steven Wrigh...