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• What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
  -- Wilde...
• Cthulhu eh? If he's so powerful why is he so ugly?
• What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• We tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusio
  inefficiency and demoralization -- Petronius Arbiter (d. 66 A.D.)...
• So, this doesn't mean anything, but at least it's not obvious nonsense. -- Hugh Young
• Cthulhu loves me, this I know; the Necronomicon told me so.
• Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I'm told.
• Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. -- O'Brie
• The traditional two minute warning in games is given so that you can put the food in the microwave and finish cooking it just about the time the game is completed.