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• Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• We ought never to do wrong when people are looking. -- Mark Twai
• Never allow school to interfere with your education. -- Mark Twai
• Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" Mark Twai
• Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.
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• The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
• Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run.
  -- Mark Twai...